Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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