i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
smell my finger.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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