I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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