I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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