So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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