After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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