Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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