im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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