you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
