I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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