sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
She told me I should be a condom model.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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