that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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