He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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