It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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