Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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