PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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