I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Terrible idea I love it
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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