I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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