By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
MIDGETS
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He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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