Porn is love you can see.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Randomize
