Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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