Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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