STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Randomize
