Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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