it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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