You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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