He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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