I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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