So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
