And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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