we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I think my nap took me to another dimension
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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