I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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