We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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