im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Drunk is a universal language darling
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