They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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