how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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