put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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