I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
