so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Randomize
