How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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