This girl is more easily done than said...
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
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