Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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