Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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