and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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