woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
