I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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