Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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