My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
