Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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