that's an acceptable place to lick
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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