There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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