i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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