apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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